Monday, December 29, 2008

The hype

New Year's Eve is suchhhh an important occasion for everyone the world over. We make plans many days in advance. In some cases, many weeks in advance or even months if we plan to travel around that time. And we get all pissed off if someone ditches or anything goes even remotely wrong with our well laid plans. "Oh goddammit, how could i forget to bring my glow-in-the-dark UV hair gel for NYE in Goa????"

Honestly, i don't quite understand the hype. Don't get me wrong. I love partying on NYE. I have helped plan parties, i have been to multiple parties, crashed other ppl rocking parties, and had a whole load of fun on NYE. But that has mostly been me going with the flow. I honestly believe that I wouldn't care if I actually did nothing on NYE(you can lower that sarcastically raised eyebrow now). More than anything, I party on NYE only because my friends will be out partying, and i dont want to miss out. Just like any other outing.

Another thing i notice around NYE is the big date question. "Who are you bringing to the party?" There is sooo much pressure on NYE to be with someone. To kiss someone at the end of the countdown to midnight. Sure, it would be nice to not be the guy who screams "GET A ROOM" to all his friends who are busy making out at midnight. (In my defence, there is nothing much to do when u see yr friends making out.... except stare into space or make fun of them) This year on NYE, i will probably do the same. But this time, i think a lot of people at the party will also be single.... so i'll be doing a lot of hugging at 12...and no screaming.

Metropolitan Areas: A Service Industry - Part 1

This post started off as something, and became something else.... so i'll probably write something more coherent and meaningful on the topic sometime later.

Dubai was fantastic.

I haven't seen any place with so much money being spent everywhere. Its a city built for outsiders. Luxury hotels, all the big restaurant chains, bars, malls, all the big luxury, pret, haute couture, and auto brands, the tallest buildings in the world. Sure there are rich as hell locals, but the entire set-up in Dubai is built for outsiders. The outsiders who pour in their money. Which makes Dubai a bit of a whore. It caters to every whim, fancy and dirty fetish of the outsider, the customer.For their money. Maybe i'm being a little harsh. Maybe its better to describe Dubai as a bit of a service industry of its own. With its inhabitants and tourists as the customers. Our wish, is its command. And boy, can it deliver!!

So if you see each city as a service provider, Dubai would be one of the best (from my limited experience of travelling overseas). and Bombay and Chennai would be somewhere far far below on that list!

In Dubai, people don't pay income tax. but they pay charges like nowhere else. Sky high parking charges, road tolls, renewal of car registration every year.... and the list continues. They complain a little about these charges and are like "we payy so many charges that the "no taxes" benefit gets almost nullified. I still feel they get way more service for the costs they incur. I pay income tax every month and I get shitty roads, horrendous traffic, power cuts, water shortages, a poor joke for a public transportation system, (i love the bombay local trains and all... but seriously, the conditions we travel in are inhuman) politicians whose thugs and cops block roads and make traffic worse than it already is, and this list continues too! Dubai, while charging shitloads of tolls etc, actually use the money to provide services to the people. 12 lane roads, great water supply (in a country that is a desert island, mind u), repair work that gets done overnight, no powercuts, etc etc.

Infrastructure-wise Dubai is unbeatable. OK they may not have a great public transport system. Bombay beats them hollow there. But everything else, it seems like ur getting bang for your buck.

We could take a page out of their book and learn a few lessons. How long are we going to make excuses for every damn thing and when will we start delivering? When will people like me stop writing this shit on blogs and get off their asses and actually do something?

Monday, December 1, 2008

Aren't you pissed off?

We have a S.W.A.T. team equivalent only in Manesar, and it takes them 9 hours to get to Bombay to shut down terrorists.

We have the Bombay Police force who have only lathis and .303 Lee-Enfield Rifles. The Lee-Enfield is incidentally, "the longest-serving military bolt-action rifle still in official service." Are we supposed to be proud that we respect tradition by using the same ancient weapons to combat automatic and semi-automatic guns?

I read somewhere that the snipers couldnt get a shot off because the scopes fitted on their guns were not powerful enough for them to make out whether the people moving inside the rooms were guests or terrorists.

Our NSG or Police don't even have night vision devices that any kid who has played any video game today will tell you wouldve helped reduce this terrorist attack, possibly by half the duration that it actually lasted.

If you've been to Leo's after the attack, you will notice a huge hole that one of the terrorists' bullets made in a lamp post. A Lamp Post, for heavens sake!! and the Mumbai Police with their Lee-Enfields were trying to fight the terrorists in their khakis. I get the whole "Mard Aaamhi Marathe Khare"(We are true maharashtrian men) theory, but this is just stupid!

Aren't you pissed off?

Night vision goggles were first used in WW-2. In a lot of countries, even civilians can own night-vision goggles. And the Indian police don't have them even today, 60+ years after they were first used. But of course we Indians are resourceful... we will use floodlights to light up hotel rooms.

Have any of you been to www.precisionremotes.com ? I suggest you go there and take a look at the kind of devices they sell to the US Dept of Defence. Now those kinds things would end a hostage crisis in a hurry.

Recently in October of this year, there was a hostage situation in Brazil. Some of the reasons for failure that were widely publicised are as under
1. Allowing the kidnapping to last for so many days(100 hours),
2. Not shooting the kidnapper with a Sniper,
3. Taking too long to storm into the apartment after the explosion of the door (The Nariman House operation made some similar mistake)
These 3 mistakes are classic No-Nos in a hostage situation, according to SWAT instructor Marcos Do Val.

India refuses to learn from previous fuck-ups. In 1995, 6 tourists were kidnapped by Al-Faran in Kashmir and they demanded the release of Maulana Masood Azhar - founder of the Jaish-e-Mohammed. India had arrested him in 94 for his involvement with the Harkat-ul-mujahideen. Both HuM and JeM are widely acknowledged to be supported by the ISI and Osama Bin Laden respectively.
In 1999, India saw another hostage drama - IC 814, where a plane was hijacked and taken to Taliban controlled Kandahar. Masood Azhar was released by the BJP government in exchange for the hostages. Masood was soon seen in Pakistan running around making fiery speeches.
The JeM also carried out, under the leadership of Masood Azhar, the attacks on the Indian Parliament.
After 9/11, when USA forced Pakistan to get its act together, Masood Azhar was detained for a year by Pakistani authorities in connection with the Indian parliament attack, but was never formally charged. The Lahore High Court ordered an end to his house arrest on 14 December 2002.

This is just the Pak - Masood Azhar connection. The Akshardham incident was very similar to the Bombay terror attacks. With 2 terrorists firing indiscriminately and throwing grenades at people. On that day, it took 7 hours for the NSG commandos to get from Delhi to Ahmedabad. And yet, we did the same thing?

Why are we refusing to learn anything from past experiences? Pakistan has constantly supported these activities and we do nothing but talk, our forces are constantly found wanting and we do nothing btu talk, we give our brave men lathis to work with and they got shot and we do nothing but talk.... do we, the people of India really deserve this rubbish?

Aren't you pissed off?